Bigfoot , not so serious thread....

[Sakari]

I hope this thread can stay here , and will make people smile once in a while.....

Bigfoot seems to be one of the biggest topics on the Crypto side , and also one of the biggest places where " bickering" happens.....I thought maybe we can " all get a long" and post some of the lighter side stuff we find....Funny things you see and hear , and read about....

Whether Bigfoot exists or not is not the topic , but throwing aside any differences , and trying to have a little fun and smiles is......

Edited : Video had cussing....oops..Had to change it....Here is a different one to start it off...Pics , jokes , vid's....Anything to make us all get a long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FiMHFl9wtA

Edited July 20, 2010 by Sakari

[Sakari]

Ok , I really blew it....That one not so good for a start...Let's try this....Now someone elses turn.......

[_Only]

Argh, too hard to hold back...

I'll just post this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR-at8V5cvI

[Sakari]

One of my favorites...Damn!!!...Thats a Bigfoot!...This guy is good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNicxcZKMaQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyj-aKJMElc

Edited July 20, 2010 by Sakari

[j b]

this is going to be a fun thread...

idk why, but ive always liked this picture...

this one is going to be a classic... thanks to jack links

http://goremasterfx.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/messin-with-sasquatch.jpg

Edited July 20, 2010 by j b

[j b]

One of my favorites...Damn!!!...Thats a Bigfoot!...This guy is good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNicxcZKMaQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyj-aKJMElc

ey aint no bigfoot hunter but iyam nowe ROFL HYSTERICALLY!!!

[j b]

[Sakari]

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

[j b]

Edited July 20, 2010 by j b

[+DieChecker]

Ok , I really blew it....That one not so good for a start...Let's try this....Now someone elses turn.......

I think I saw muscle movement in that video? Clearly not a suit!

And do not forget the "Messing with Sasquatch" jerky movies and online games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpTXjxU3WLQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tXEEZE0rqM

And... there are several others... hilarious!

messinwithsasquatch.com

Taking back the Jack is my favorite game because that is the one where you throw the squirrels at the BF hunters.

[Sakari]

I think I saw muscle movement in that video? Clearly not a suit!

Taking back the Jack is my favorite game because that is the one where you throw the squirrels at the BF hunters.

This is what I am hoping for , us skeptics and believers in one big hug.....LOL

Keep em coming , from both sides

[Eldorado]

Bigfoot vs Mothman

Who wins?

[Sakari]

Bigfoot vs Mothman

Who wins?

Make your own topic....

[+DieChecker]

This Bigfoot is a bit of a Perv...

This one makes me laugh too. Run Sheep!!!!

[j b]

this is almost frightening... i laughed at the name though and the gnads part... its not so bad i rekon...

and this one really did make me laugh...!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuWM-wcZwKA

Edited July 22, 2010 by j b

[Drunkenparrot]

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Backwards Footprint Sandals:

Confuse cryptozoologist trackers working for our enemies. Imported from South America where they are used by the secretive Curupira hominoids of Brazil.

Power Crystal:

Reflects the sun to daze the enemy or for signaling. Can also be used to scare superstitious New Age Southern Californians into retreating by holding aloft and making fake chanting noises.

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Edited July 22, 2010 by Drunkenparrot

[j b]

ORE's sound delicious!

[_Only]

In search of Sasquatch Militia recruiter.

[Night Walker]

Join the Sasquatch Militia...

Cryptozoologists sued by Sasquatch over photos

"Jane Doe" (face blurred to protect her identity)

The Sasquatch who was filmed by human cryptozoologist Roger Patterson has filed a law suit against the film's copyright holders as well as individual websites and television networks that are showing it. According to her attorney, the Sasquatch has suffered emotional distress and social ostracism in the Sasquatch community due to this continued invasion of her privacy and is seeking punitive damages and an injunction against further use of the film.

Her troubles started in 1967, when the female Sasquatch -- who wishes to be called "Jane Doe" to protect her anonymity -- was secretly filmed by humans Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin while near a creek in the Siskiyou Mountains. When she finally noticed the humans, she sought refuge in the nearby woods. However, by that time the damage was done, and the film and stills from it have since been viewed by humans all over the globe, spread by underground cryptozoology groups.

Although it has been decades since it was shot, the film still haunts her. Recently, she was distraught to discover that the pictures were showing up all over the Internet -- in plain view of humans -- on voyeuristic cryptozoology websites. These sites are hangouts for perverse humans who try to secretly film or photograph Sasquatch, and feature leering photos and plaster casts of Sasquatch feet -- a favorite cryptozoologist fetish.

"Jane Doe" is only now coming forward to challenge these cryptozoologists due to the rise in cryptozoological activity being spurred on by the Internet. She feels she can no longer hide in the forests while humans take advantage of her and that she has an obligation to other Sasquatch to fight for Sasquatch privacy. "Doe" also hopes to change national law which currently does not make it illegal in Cascadia to film Sasquatch without their consent. Her attorney plans to have the case moved from human civil courts to a Sasquatch tribunal of elders, where he feels a more fair hearing can be had.

http://zapatopi.net/bsa/news.html#foot

[j b]

classic

i wonder is bigfoot likes pizza? im having some right now... topped with bacon... bacon pizza is the best...

[j b]

well i'll be, i think he does too!

[j b]

he ruff talked him and bigfoot runs back off into the trail... LMAO i remember when this was actually on the news few weeks back... love it!

[j b]

[NJ Weirdo]

I love the rural NC one!

"he had beautiful hiar" xD

[j b]

i dont think its in the video i posted but on the news when it was aired the guy said "get out of here" "get out of here"... me and my family laughed so hard because it sounded just like "get outta m' chair" get outta m' chair" omg!!! gotta love the south!