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The Onion purchases Alex Jones' Infowars at bankruptcy auction

By T.K. Randall
November 15, 2024 · Comment icon 22 comments
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The satirical news outlet has confirmed that it is now the new owner of the conspiracy theorist's media platform.
The bizarre turn of events came about as a result of Jones being ordered by a judge to sell off his personal assets to help pay the $1.4 billion he owes the families of those killed in the Sandy Hook school shooting which saw the deaths of 20 children and 6 teachers back in 2012.

Infamous for peddling harmful and disproven conspiracy theories, Jones had ended up in hot water when he started claiming that the whole thing had been a hoax and that those involved were 'actors'.

He ended up owing the eye-watering amount after being taken to court for defamation.

The loss of Infowars - his flagship platform - is the latest bitter blow for the conspiracy theorist.

According to reports, the families of the victims had made an agreement to receive less compensation in order to increase the value of The Onion's bid and make it more likely that it would win the auction.
"After surviving unimaginable loss with courage and integrity, they rejected Jones's hollow offers for allegedly more money if they would only let him stay on the air because doing so would have put other families in harm's way," said their attorney Chris Mattei.

The Onion is now planning to turn the site into something very different.

"The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars," said CEO Ben Collins. "We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website."

"We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off."

"I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up."

Source: The Guardian | Comments (22)




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Comment icon #13 Posted by Gromdor 21 hours ago
Might think?  Some people absolutely think that.  But then again, some people think the Earth is flat and our politicians have been replaced with reptillians.  
Comment icon #14 Posted by HandsomeGorilla 20 hours ago
This is epic. "As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal."
Comment icon #15 Posted by Golden Duck 20 hours ago
Alex Jones will probably be appointed as Donald Trump's Press Secretary
Comment icon #16 Posted by Katniss 18 hours ago
Now that you mention it, oh good lord, he probably will!  
Comment icon #17 Posted by psyche101 16 hours ago
LoL how is the entire world not a better place without Breitbart, rebel news and OAN?  They are just right wing tabloids. Utter garbage.
Comment icon #18 Posted by Link of Hyrule 16 hours ago
So keep the left wing tabloids, but crack down on the right wing ones. Yay equality  
Comment icon #19 Posted by psyche101 14 hours ago
Not how the left wing actually works. I can cite tabloids as tabloids, not current news sources and understand the information from such a tabloid requires a grain of salt the size of Gibraltar. Obvious tabloids like The National Enquirer aren't taken seriously by the left or right. Breitbart or Rebel news however is often posted as gospel.  Like many of the people labelled here as left, I say fact check any source. There should be random fact checks to keep all news outlets in their toes. Subject everyone to the same standard.
Comment icon #20 Posted by Link of Hyrule 10 hours ago
I'm all for fact checking, as long as we can agree on who the fact checkers are.  Left wing tabloids tend to get passed on with far less scepticism than the right wing ones. They also hide their bias, while organisations like Rebel News announce their bias ahead of time ago you know what you're getting.  I'm also not entirely sure what you're defining as a tabloid. I'm assuming the lefty rags that I would call  "left wing tabloids" you might call legitimate news, things like Raw Story, Slate magazine and the like. 
Comment icon #21 Posted by Gromdor 59 minutes ago
Honestly, the fact checker should be the individual.  "Trust but verify".  
Comment icon #22 Posted by Trelane 8 minutes ago
Yeah yeah yeah, but was it ever proven that the some of the folks involved at Sandy Hook weren't paid actors? 


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